I’ve been meaning to thank you recently. The pragmatic approach I am forced to take with each task has taught me plenty of life lessons. Yes, you have almost caused my death five times over. Yes, you have caused me to cry alone. Yes, you have spent thousands of my hard earned dollars. If it wasn’t for all those horrific instances then I wouldn’t have the beautiful future that is now laid out in front of me. For that, I thank you, from the bottom of my heavy heart.
It might shock you to hear that you have actually helped me figure out where I belong in this god forsaken world.